Ms wanna be 'Samurai'...

This gurl..i dun think u know her wan la..shes from USJ 4 skool...my long long lost fren la..we study together wit a few more ppl last year 4 PMR..then after PMR..dunno all gone where..but neway..about this gurl rite..ppl sure ask me...'eh adrian..pretty ar tht gurl???pretty or not??'..well ppl..this gurl ar..can say pretty la but haih..sad to say she dun like guys wan..so dun even think about it..hahaha..ok continue..she rite..very the 'chun' wan..i mean..very the ganas type wan la..but sumtimes very fun to be wit her wan..haih...okla..enough of praisin her la..after she 'kembang'..teh whole world knows..hahaha..okok..After PMR rite..we lost contact 4 about a year la..coz i just met her today..haih..sad man..btw..when i met her at Starbucks(Taipan)rite..hhmm..guess wat..she highlighted her hair..nice wei..summore i sittin beside her..kesian me man...she 'rape' me man..haih..all over bruises..wat to do..she so the ganas..summore sharp long long finger nails...die man...ok..goin on...hhmm..wat else...oh ya...the funniest joke of the day..hhahaha...4 ur info..shes a black belt teakwando u know..shes not wat u think she are ok..last time when she not black belt..she'ss go around kickin ppl..now she black belt adi...shit man...her leg can kick ur haed man...haha..chill chill 'tai ka jie'...ok then rite..today i met her..waliao..she told me she wanna becum samurai..i look at her..n my heart say..Oh My God!!!r u mad..???u ppl out there imagine la..a so called Ms wanna be 'Samurai' walkin all over Malaysia wit the Samurai sword bigger than her..taller than her..hahaha..lookin 4 me..coz i know when she knows how to 'Samurai' ppl adi..she sure find 4 me 1st wan...thts 4 sure adi..but then she cant get me wan la..imagine she walkin wit the sword like she wanna kill sum1..wit the read devil lookin face...sayin..Wheres Adrian!!!Wheres Adrian!!i wanna 'Rape' him...hhahaa..okla..i think i'll stop here la..but neway..after all..i still can say tht shes just a simple n nice gurl next door.but damn freakin rich..yet humble..tht is wat she is..get to know her..but dun try to mess wit her..u'll get 'rape'!!!hahhaa

PLanet Shakerz RulzzZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooooooOOOoowwwwwWWW!!!man...Planet Shakerz concert was damn freakin chun man..i feel like joinin their band man..if i had a chance la..i spent almost bout RM200 man just 4 buyin CDs, DVD, T-shirts..walaueh..but then i never regret it la..thier stuff is damn chun wan..neway..the History Maker band will be like Planet Shakers band...AMen!!!!man the crowd last nite..haih...thousands n thousands of ppl man...got sum crazy ppl there..dunno who la..n the middle of message..tht fellow will simply shout WwwoooowwwWW!!!sumthin wrong man tht fella..then Peter Lim took up his smelly shoes for cheerin..haih..siao man tht fella..hahha..but after all..it was a real great show...i mean real great!!!if friday dun hav cellgroup..i sure go again wan...lastly..PLanet Shakers Rulzzz the WORLD!!!!!!

Preventions from gettin 'rape'...

Message: Message: Ladies often become the
victim of
rape.
There
are 10 tips that might help you to SURVIVE and
give you prevention whenever you come
across
rape:

1. Plead to the rapist:" Don't rape me! I'm HIV
+ /
have STD!!

2. " I'm having period... I don't want to make
you
dirty..."

3." I'm pregnant! I can afford to have another
one!"

4. Offer the rapist to perform oral sex. Then
bite
his penis as hard as you could and escape.

5. " Err...Can I go to the toilet first? I don't
want you
to get wet..."

6. " Mr...I just have my sex-change operation...
I'm
actually a homosexual guy...You do look
attractive too!" - best way to scare the rapist
away...

7. If the rapist has got his clothes off...pull his
chest hair as hard as you can...If he doesn't
have so, pull his pubic hair...

8. Pretend to be crazy by laughing all the way,
don't show your panic-stricken face...He might
think you're a sicko and leave you alone...

9. If the rapist tries to give you a French kiss,
bite his tongue as hard as you can until it
bleeds, then take the chance to flee.

10. " Mr....can you please use a condom? I
want that kind with bristle and chocolate
flavour..." - pregnancy prevention.

By,
Adrian Lee

This is real cOoL man...

HER DIARY (20 lines)

I asked him what was wrong - he said, Nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving.

I couldn't explain his behaviour; I didn't know why he
didn't say, I love you too.

Was he seeing someone else?

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him.

As if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there and watched TV.

He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had
fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I didn't know what to do...

I was almost sure that his thoughts were with someone
else.

My life was a disaster.

What did I ever do to deserve this? I thought.

Wasn't I not as beautiful as whoever it was that had
taken him away from me, and away from my life?

Didn't he love me anymore?!!


Would I ever find love again...?











HIS DIARY ( 2 lines)

Today Arsenal lost to Man.United.

DAMN IT!!!

i love this song man...try n guess..wats the title...hahhaa

Each day I live
I want to be
A day to give
The best of me
I'm only one
But not alone
My finest day
Is yet unknown
I broke my heart
Fought every gain
To taste the sweet
I face the pain
I rise and fall
Yet through it all
This much remains
I want one moment in time
When I'm more than I thought I could be
When all of my dreams are a heartbeat away
And the answers are all up to me
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny
Then in that one moment of time
I will feel
I will feel eternity
I've lived to be
The very best
I want it all
No time for less
I've laid the plans
Now lay the chance
Here in my hands...

by AdRiAn LeE..

Wat a bad day today...haih...but thank God nothin happen...

Pheeewwww...today is a bad day man...wake up so late today..got tuition from 5pm to 9.15pm...haiyo...tirin man...i mean...real tirin..maths one n a half hours...addmaths 1 n a half hours n finally physics..also 1 n a half hours...aiyoyoyo...but nvm..thank God nth happen to me..without God by my side..i would hav fainted adi...hahaha..neway..after tuition pulak got problem..waited n waited n waited 4 my bro to fecth me..for 1 hour ++ man..can u imagine tht??..i guess he's mad man..make me wait like a dummy there wit no1..hiah..nvm..nvm...Adrian is a nice guy..he forgives n forgets..hahhaa..Amen!!!

Real Freakin Big MiS-Communication..sob...sob..

On the 27th of this month..there was a real big miscommunication between Elvin,his mum,me n my mum...hahaaha..sounds wierd rite..hehe..okok..heres the story..okok..on the 27th of this month..elvin n i went for tuition at 11am..Elvin told his mum(the night b4)tht he is followin me to church to play basketball after tuition(12.30pm)..but unfortunately..tht mornin b4 he reach the tuition centre..his mum told him tht he has tuition till 2pm(suddently)..so Elvin went up to change to his non-basketball suit..becoz..b4 he came 4 tuition..he was dress in the full basketball suit..but in the 1st place..i didnt know anythin bout tht when i went 4 tuition...(i was wonderin y the H**L is he like tht wen i saw him?)..then after tuition..i pack all my stuff ready to go to church..but then he suddently told me tht he got tuition till 2pm..so i ask him..then how r u goin church?he say his mum..so i said..oh okok..then see u in church..after bout 3pm..i didnt even see him in church..so i was wonderin where he went..but later..at bout 4.40pm..when worship already started..he came in suddently wit a real angry,moody face..i ask him y..he say nth..i ask n ask n ask n finally he told me bout it..ok..wat he said was..he waited 4 his mum at the tuition centre from 2pm to 4pm..he was real PATIENT man..i mean REAL PATIENT..pheww..if i means ar..haha..btw..when he waited till 4pm..he couldnt stand waitin adi..so he ran all the way from tuition centre(SS15) till church(JLN 222) followin the federal highway becoz he didnt hav a single cent in his wallet n so happen his precious HP didnt hav battery..i was like wat the 'TooT'..so..i feel tht i was at fault also..coz i didnt communicate wit him properly..i feel very sorry 4 tht..but after all..wit his faithfulness n compassion towards our Lord Jesus Christ..he FORGIVES..n now..he's back to the 'Kingdom Of Elvin'..he's joyful again..n lastly..i thank God 4 everythin tht he has made GOOD 4 all of us..so ppl.."COMMUNICATION" is the key to "SUCCESS"!!!Amen!!!

After Prayer Partner Nite(at Dream Cafe).....

Prayer partner nite ar??hmmm...let see..okla..it was real fun ler..i bang damn many ppl...hiah...kesian man...includin my Professor also..hehehe...kesian him leh..he la kena palin banyak wan..hhahaha..sorry...but then still com to my house n teach me how to create my blogspot..not bad not bad...hehehe..he's great man..i mean..real great..hahah..dun kembang ar..

WeLcUm 2 Ma BloG...

hey ppl..1st of all i would like to thank Professor MALCOLM CHOY 4 helpin me in doin this blog..he stayed up until so late(5:30am)..jsut to help me do this blog..i really thank him man..besides tht..i also wanna welcum all my frenz into my blogspot..iam sorry 4 anythin tht does not satisfy u but as time passes..i promise..my Professor will help me in improvin my blog...lastly..i wana say...frenz...enjoy my blogspot...take care frenz... cya..enjoy http://adrian-sw.blogspot.com!!!!c ya